A puppy refusing to leave

“No.” “Now now, come on darling.” “No.” “Don’t give me that tone.” “I’m not leaving.” “Come on, let me just clip – HEY GET BACK HERE!” “Catch me!” “We’re not playing this game.” “We are or I’ll never leave! Oh look, a lovely family out for a walk, time for me to go and jump…

Chilly waves grasping at paws

“Please don’t do it,” I beg. “I have to!” My dog replies. “You don’t have to, you just want to.” “But it looks like so much fun!” He barks. “It isn’t fun, it’s cold and wet.” I beg. “FUN!” He runs into the freezing sea water, splashing with a wide grin. “Great, thanks for that.”…

Puppy swag

Damn that pooch Fur a shining wave, glimmering golden ringlets A softness you can’t help but crave. Damn that pooch Nose lifted high in the air, An arrogant aura Yet softness ready to ensnare. Damn that pooch An untrained yet well-kept beauty, You can’t help but grasp its fur Even though it is rather snooty….

Enamored with a fuzzy monster

I want a dog! We have all heard the phrase, Even as adults a youthful excitement fills us Hoping a fuzzball will bring joy to our days. A partner in life. That tiny pup will take your world by storm, Tearing apart your home Until shredded pillows are your new norm. A monster. Once the…

A puppy’s insatiable​ fur

“HUMAN!” He screams, tail wagging energetically. “Not now,” you huff. “PET ME” He demands. “In a minute,” you say. “NOW” He yips, jumping up and down until your world is blurred into a blend of white and orange fur. “No,” you sternly reply. “YES!” He says, large eyes demanding to be adored. You watch, those…

A dog plus a sandy beach… what could go wrong?

Dog: Let me off the lead. Sarah: I don’t trust you, dog. Dog: Let me off the lead. Lucy: Don’t trust him… looks at those eyes, their eyes of a misbehaver. Dog: I’ll be good, let me off the lead. Rachel: Guys let him off! He will be good look at him! Rachel begins to snuggle…