Puppy swag

Damn that pooch Fur a shining wave, glimmering golden ringlets A softness you can’t help but crave. Damn that pooch Nose lifted high in the air, An arrogant aura Yet softness ready to ensnare. Damn that pooch An untrained yet well-kept beauty, You can’t help but grasp its fur Even though it is rather snooty….

Enamored with a fuzzy monster

I want a dog! We have all heard the phrase, Even as adults a youthful excitement fills us Hoping a fuzzball will bring joy to our days. A partner in life. That tiny pup will take your world by storm, Tearing apart your home Until shredded pillows are your new norm. A monster. Once the…

A puppy’s insatiable​ fur

“HUMAN!” He screams, tail wagging energetically. “Not now,” you huff. “PET ME” He demands. “In a minute,” you say. “NOW” He yips, jumping up and down until your world is blurred into a blend of white and orange fur. “No,” you sternly reply. “YES!” He says, large eyes demanding to be adored. You watch, those…

Warm paws on the scolding pavement

Dog: Mum. Me: No. Dog: Mum. Me: No. Dog: But muuuum. Me: You are a grown up pup now, you do not need to be carried. Dog: But I’m tired. Me: So am I. Dog: And I’m thirsty. Me: Me too. Dog: My paws hurt, the floor is hot, muuuum. Me: FINE BUT THIS IS THE…

A dog plus a sandy beach… what could go wrong?

Dog: Let me off the lead. Sarah: I don’t trust you, dog. Dog: Let me off the lead. Lucy: Don’t trust him… looks at those eyes, their eyes of a misbehaver. Dog: I’ll be good, let me off the lead. Rachel: Guys let him off! He will be good look at him! Rachel begins to snuggle…

Dogs make excellent theives

I see his billowing golden fur from the gate, filling me with hope. The shining mass shakes as he runs towards me. His tongue hangs out loosely, eagerness pushing at his paws. A smile lifts my cheeks and I run to greet his warm, fuzzy self. Drool and fur assault me as I clutch his form…