A cunning brother

Anna shivered. She heard a hushed whisper, a broken laugh then the clatter of cutlery. No! It couldn’t be. “Jake I swear if you’ve touched them!” She ran, pelting it down the stairs so quickly she should have fallen. “You snooze you lose!” He roared in a battle cry, escaping her clutches and flying through the…

A birthday cake disaster

“What is this?” She asked. He looked at the plate in his hands, “your birthday cake?” Her eyes became wide, mouth falling open. “It looks like you sat on it?” “How dare you! I spend hours making it!” He screamed. The ‘cake’ was a burnt brown, with crusty black edges and looked almost boot like…

Just die… please?

“You can’t be serious!” Screamed an obviously emotional warlock. His bruised body perched on the table, resembling a child’s tantrum; as plates crashed to the floor. He brandished a wooden spoon as if it were a sword, swinging it carelessly – “Put the spoon down” grunted a rather distressed Death. “Never, I refuse! Do you…