A cat and his pet human

“Excuse me?” The cat ignored her, pawing her legs with his sharp claws. “I said excuse me!”

“Excuse nothing human, these legs are wasted at anything other than being my personal scratching post.” He replied. A few minutes later he sat on her chest, eyes staring straight into her soul.

“Do you mind?”

“Mind what? Proving my dominance over you by stealing your soul?”

“… yes?”

“No, I don’t mind.”




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