Devil: So what interests you?
Soul: What do you mean?
Devil: What do you do in your spare time…
Soul: Well at the moment I spend all my free time waiting to go for you to decide if I go to heaven or hell. It’s taking a rather long while…
The Devil sighs placing his hands on his head.
Devil: I mean before you died.
Soul: I didn’t have any free time, spent every moment either with my kids or at work.
Devil: Let me try another approach.
Soul: Thank goodness as this doesn’t seem to be getting us anywhere.
The Devil sighs again, sinking further into a hunched position.
Devil: Did you do any bad deeds in your life?
Soul: Well, that is a rather big and unanswerable question.
Soul: Who knows what classes as a bad deed, after all, what is bad? Isn’t it dependent on a person’s own morals and knowledge, so what they think is bad and good may be completely different to someone else…
Devil: Just go to heaven I can’t take this anymore.